The Verge I won’t let you see nor touch…

My real name is Vergel.

 

My friends, in attempt to make my name sound cute, call me Verge.

 

I’m leaving the country this monday afternoon.

 

And in the place I am going, the word Verge means penis.

 

Great.  Just great.

 

And to think I laughed at my friend’s nickname, Dong.

 

From now on, everyone should call me Utoy.

 

Unless the word Utoy has a more colorful meaning somewhere.

 

God forbid.

 

PS.  Thanks for all those who shared their sympathies and prayers on my Tatay’s passing to the next life.  It really consoled me and my sisters during our times of grieving.  Thanks again!

PPS.  Wait for my first tagalog post!  Pangako, madugo ito…

33 Responses

  1. don’t worry, kuya. it’s not only you who’s worrying/bothered/surprised (whatever word you can add up pa) about the meaning of one’s name. if you know mine, i’m sure you’ll laugh out loud.

    God bless you on your trip. we’re all looking forward to your future entries.. take care, my friend!

  2. abangan ko yan tol–cant wait. at dahil aalis ka at mamimiss ka namin nina Jhoen eh ako naman ang taya sa “The Voice” series ko. sa France mo na lang basahin kasi bukas pa ata ako makakapagpost. Huy bago ka umalis yung pic hahaha

    ingat sa byahe pare. kita kits na lang. wag mo kalimutan ipagdasal tol yung sinabi ko sayo nung ihatid natin si Rev ha.. secret yun. I am counting on your prayers. Pray with me using the JPII prayer.

    Pax et Bonum Kapatid

  3. PS, ang utoy daw sa france ay vagina hahaha

  4. Bro. Utoy ingat sa byahe!

    sabi ng uncle ko dati kaya tinawag yung kapitbahay namin ng utoy kasi galing sa putotoy which means small verge (in france)😛

    @bluep – hehehe kaaliw ka talaga.

  5. bro. utoy!.ingat po kayo dun..

    aantayin po namin ang inyong mga kwento =)

    happy trip=)

    yung pasalubong po namin pag balik nyo ha=)

  6. Great “penis post”! Maayong pagbiyahe ug pag-misyon. Regards kay Tita Carla Sarkozy…

  7. bon voyage, brother utoy! will be looking forward to reading more of your posts when you’re settled. siyempre pa, maraming pic opportunities doon. saang province ka ng france at anong church? baka pwede kang guluhin ng buong sabaybunot family sa march kasi pasyal kami don. (kulang pa sa ipon nagpi-feeling lang. hehe)

  8. naks naman! happy trip nalang po. uyy wait ko tagalog post mo ha.hehe

  9. Pare I received the pics. Loved it. Gooduck sa byahe and I will pray for you. I know you’ll have a great experience there.

    Wag mo lang kakantahin ang lady marmalade in public pagdating mo dyan at baka mamaya mo eh hatakin ka na ng mga babae sa pad nila haha

  10. Dieu bénissent !
    (kunwari alam ang french!) gosh, i wont tell my students i know a Filipino in France by that name… sang part ng france po ba ikaw brother?

  11. Ayo- ayo, Kuya Utoy!
    Kala ko natuloy ka na last time sa yuropa. I hope ok ka na as well as your family dahil sa — u know. passing ng tatay mo. Lagay ka ng mga pics from there para naman kunwari nagtravel din kami. hehehe

    Teka, ibig ba nun sabihin..magda-drop out ka na sa Deyker?😦

  12. Godbless your trip bro verge, este utoy pala🙂

  13. huwaw france…for good ka na ba dun k’ utoy? wala nang balikan?? pwede ka naman mag-blog dun eh, nakaka-nosebleed ba ang tagalog? haha..di naman much awaited yan ah, kelan ba ang launching?
    basta, have a safe trip. God Bless!

  14. kuya verge!

    ipasyal mo na lang kami dyan sa eiffel tower, notre dame, arc de triomphe and louvre museum. piktyur pikyur!!!

    ingat! and may God be with yah always!

  15. nice name kuya!
    pwede pang canonization😀

    i wish you luck and good health on your journey abroad!
    may god bless you always!

    ingat kuya…
    regards daw si ano.. ahmmmm si.. wag na lang bka magalit!

  16. hey verge. (hehe)

  17. au revoire brother…heheh tama ba? i’m sure you have a great time there!

  18. heheheh kakaiba talaga… better na magpalit ng nga ng name hehehe..

  19. let us pray for our brothers in Lanao del Norte who were attacked by muslim rebels today. One of the ambushed transpo include the newly ordained priests in dipolog city who travelled to join their reunion at REMASE davao (classmates of my brother). The last time they had contact with the other priests were they were running for their lives. Let us pray for their safety and all of the people there.

  20. Sorry to hear that your Father. Rest assure of all our prayers. Hope you will settle quickly there in France.
    Let me know if you need anything. I am not far from there. Will think of you too in our prayers. See you soon My kapatid. Let me know by e-mail when you are free and I can sort out my Plans to visit you there.
    Your kapatid in England….

    Den

  21. kuya utoy ingat po at hihintayin ko ang pasalubong ko…wahaha
    [hmm…pwede na po ako sa rosary *wink*]

  22. wala lang. nagchi-check lang kung may bagong ulam dito. hehe..

    hope you’re settling well.

    kind regards.
    😀

  23. wala man lang meaning name ko!
    awtz!
    eniweys!
    hihintayin ko ang post na tagalog na yan!

  24. Kapatid, pasenya na at ngayon lang ako nakabas ulit ng posts mo. Kakagaling ko lang kasi sa bakasyon.

    Enjoy France. Buti ka pa – ingit ako. Aabangan namin ang tagalog post mo ha… ingat verge… ooops! bastos pala iyon.

  25. Bilib talaga ako sa wit at humor ng iyong mga posts – hahaha!🙂 Looking forward to your upcoming Tagalog post.

  26. helooow? heelooow? helow? busy na busy sa france ah! God bless!

  27. bruder Utoy, xcited nako sa tagalog post mo, wherever u go, wag mo kaming kalimutang dalawin ha🙂

    ingats don..

    ramadan kareem!

  28. it’s very funny about your name! your secret is safe avec moi. perhaps I should say this in french. best wishes, mark (langue francais cours)

  29. Hakhak! Sauce! Ingat na lang jan sa France!
    God bless!

  30. hmmm parang may kinakarir sa pransya si bro utoy ah. bro utoy hinay hinay lang sa pagpupuslit ng mga mansanas sa labas ng bintana mo..

    di mo pa ko sinasagot kung nagkita na ba kayo ni quasimodo sa notre dame cathedral?😀

  31. enjoy lang ha….

  32. balik dito..hintay kita ulit..bruder vergel..gusto ko ung bago mong header🙂

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