Here are the Results!!! (Disappointing)

Heto na ang pinakahihinatay na resulta ng ating patimpalak!!!

Pero bago ko sabihin kung sino ang nagwagi sa ating The Search for THE NEXT BATIBOT BABE!!! ay magpapasalamat muna ako sa mga sponsors.

lemonade award

Nagpapasalamat ako sa mga nagbigay sa akin ng lemonade award:  siangelnawalangpakpak, IFoundMe, Geisha, Aling Baby,  Sobra-sobra kayong magbigay ng papuri, naghinala tuloy ako na binobola nyo lang ako.ü   Seriously, salamat talaga.  Napasaya ninyo ako sobra.  Sa mga di nakakaalam kung ano ang Lemonade Award, ito lang ang masasabi ko:  magbasa kayo ng blog namin.  Nuff said.

At syempre, salamat din sa mga nagbigay ng mga bagong award!  Ang una ay sina Libay at Jorge, na nagpadala (separately) ng cool na cool na award badge na ito.

Rocker na rocker ang dating!  Ayokong ilagay sa sidebar ko kasi baka maluma.  Ilalagay ko na lang ito sa sala namin , katabi ng fifth place medal ko sa spellingbee noong grade three ako para makita agad ng mga bisita.  Salamat, Libay and Jorge!

At si p0kw4ng naman nagpadala ng napakabyutipul at pink na pink na award badge na ito. 

Yung sexy na babae sa picture, si p0wks yan kapag ginawa siyang animé.  Haba ng hair!  Salamat, p0kw4ng!

Ang pangatlong award naman (naks, naghakot ng award!) ay galing kay Honey!

Medyo excited ako sa award na ito kasi nakabalot at glowing pa kamo.  Nangangati kamay ko, gusto kong pisil-pisilin at alug-alugin para malaman ang laman.ü  Salamat, Honey!

And lastly, si Bonistation eh may sarili ring pausong award:

Di ko alam kung anong tripping ni Boni at naisipan niyang ilagay sa trono ang isang cute na cute na kuneho, pero dahil award ito eh di dapat ako mareklamo.  Pero teka, parang na-gets ko na.  Boni = Bunny.  Hmmm… pwede!  Salamat sa award, kapatid.ü

At sa mga apurado naman sa result ng patimpalak, osya, eto na ang resulta ng ating botohan.

We have our 19 judges for this competion, to be named by chronological order of voting:  p0kw4ng, Mr. Siopao, Mang BADoy, Honey, UtakMunggo, hisnameisdencios, Bluepanjeet, Chuvaness, Mahalia, Snow, siangelnawalangpakpak, Tapsiboy, Desertfish, Kirksydney, Aga, FatherlOurs, Libay, Boni Station, and Jorge.

Garnering three and a half votes from our judges, our Second Runner-up in this competition is ………{{drum-rolls}}  Ningning! 

Ningning’s best answer to the question “What do you expect to gain in joining THE NEXT BATIBOT BABE!!! and why?” was supplied by Chuvaness: “Ged day to everyone, mah nem is SHINE-SHINE end I’d gladly appreeeciate if y’all call moi thet. Goin’ beck to theee questien, well, I expect theeee enxpected and enxpect theee expected. Cheers!  I em fine, thenk yah.”

Our First Runner-up, favored by four votes from our judges is…….. {{Drum Rolls, Fanfare}}  Irma Daldal!

Irma Daldal’s best answer to the question, “Who is the most influential person in your life and why?” comes from Mang BADoy:  “Mother Theresa ang sagot ko,  {**hikhik, tawang sweet na babae**}  as if close kami… sige na nga si mami na lang, i thank you! pwede po bang bumati? hi nanay!  kita nyo nako sa tv???”

And now, we’re down to two finalists vying for the title THE NEXT BATIBOT BABE, Miss Manang Bola and Miss Ging-Ging!  {{applause plus boo from Irma Daldal fans}}

Our NEXT BATIBOT BABE!!! is no other than…………

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It’s a TIE!!!!

Garnering six votes each, Ging-Ging and Manang Bola are now the newest NEXT BATIBOT BABES!!!!

The winning answer of Ging-Ging to the question, “What is the biggest challenge to young people in the Philippines today?” comes from siangelnawalangpakpak:  “Anupaba but it’s capturing dat perfect Friendster pose with my cellphone cam, while drinking coffee, op cors, at Starbaracks. Challenging talaga yun… Add mo ko sa Friendster, key?… Dis is Ging-ging, representing Welcome, Rotonda. And to everybody, love is a rosary, full of mistery. I thank you.”

While Manang Bola’s best answer to the question “If you can paint the future of this country, how would it look like and why?” comes from p0kw4ng: “perlas na bilog,wag tutulog tulog…sabihin sa akin ang sagot..ba..be bi..bobuuuuu!   ang nakikita kong iginiguhit ng aking perlas na bilog eh isang berdeng kapaligiran (green minded) … lahat ay nagmamahalan (orgy..incest..adultery etc)…at ligtas na kapaligiran (sa loob ng bahay nagpapatayan) …at lahat ay masaya!”

Deryuhebit, ladies and gentlemen, our two lovely ladies, Manang Bola and Gingging sharing the title, THE NEXT BATIBOT BABE!!!! Lest’s give them a round of congratulatory applause!!!  Wooohooo!!!

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Post-Pageant Headline sa Inquirer:  TWO CONTROVERSIAL BEAUTIES SHARE ONE CROWN!!!!  This year’s competition for the NEXT BATIBOT BABE!!! came to its rather controversial conclusion after the computerized results from our judges revealed a tie between Ging-Ging and Manang Bola.  As useless, protests from both camps of these lovely ladies are already raised up.  Legal representatives of Ging-Ging accused Manang Bola of fraud and unfair practices on two counts:  1.) Manang Bola had a plastic surgery prior the competition, care of her fellow-manghuhula, Madam Auring, and that 2.) she was illegally aided by her perlas na bilog in her witty response during the question-and-answer portion.  The producers of THE NEXT BATIBOT BABE are already looking at the matter.

Ging-Ging herself wasn’t spared from the controversy when a scandal video was maliciously released to the media this morning, apparently involving her and Kiko Matsing’s banana.  Ging-Ging denied all allegations of her involvement in the said video while Kikong Matsing refused to give a comment.

And so, that concludes the search for the NEXT BATIBOT BABE.  At syempre, pagkatapos kong balahurain ang mga manikang basahan ng pambansang telebisyon, punta naman tayo sa mga banal na topics tulad ng mga bintana ng simbahan na pwede lang tingnan pero di pwedeng buksan.  My friends, as useless, our stainglass window of the day!ü

Our Lady of Miraculous Medal

 

Again, kuha ko ang picture na ito sa loob ng parish kung saan bininyagan si St. Bernadette Soubirous.  Ipinakikita sa stainglass na ito ang tagpo kung saan nagpakita ang Mahal na Birhen kay St. Catherine Labouré.  Maaala-ala natin ang Miraculous Medal sa depiction nito kay Mary na maningning na nakatayo sa globo at nakatapak sa ahas.  Sinisimbulo nito ang pagwawagi ng kabutihan laban sa kasamaan, o sa theology pa, imahen ito ni Maria bilang isang “the New Eve of the Re-Creation”.

“Mary, concieved without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.”